I have 28 unanswered Facebook friend requests from people I don’t know. They’re nearly all Asian and live in Asia, so I’d expect them to have lots of Asian friends. But, weirdly, they seem to only have friends that are Asian girls. ...
I thought about how I use reviews over the holiday weekend. I went online to find vegan Thanksgiving recipes (I’m not vegan so I have no idea how to cook for them) and noticed that the only recipes I considered making were ones that had online ...
Every day is Buy Nothing Day when you are laid off and in Bush’s America. But if you do make one purchase for the holidays, consider making it this Santa hat/beard combo I found in Duane Reade. I’m thinking of using mine to make extra money ...
But I might be M.I.A. for Halloween. I was TLC’s Left Eye for three Halloweens, I could probably just modify that costume. Last week I was gone for a lot of the CMJ Marathon. It was fun, but really tiring. I didn’t write much besides some ...
All this business about people committing suicide when they’re “severely depressed;” we say, “Holy cow, we must do something to stop them from killing themselves!” That’s wrong. Because all these people have, you see, ...
I got a call from my old phone number two days ago. It was from a girl who had just been assigned my previous Tucson cell phone number, who wanted to know why the hell she was getting so many calls for me. I had to explain to her that, defying all logic, ...