“Born This Way” is for:
gay men, straight women
theists
poor people
rich people
black people
white people
beige people
cholas, orientals
Lebanese people
Orientals
the disabled (?)
lesbians, transgenders

“Born This Way” is not for:
straight male atheists
Israel-born Jews
bigamists
cholos
the middle class
professional athletes
Eurasians
American Indians
switch hitters