* Passive-aggressive but escalating IM away message argument with Britney Spears over something she said while I was in the bathroom

* Papparazzi photo of Hot Chip’s Alexis Taylor going through a Walgreen’s bag with me next to the Astor Place cube (US Weekly plant)

* Performing all of Beyonce’s “Get Me Bodied (Remix)” dance with Patrick Wolf for YouTube

* Kevin Blechdom whip-its

* Blood resurrection of Bruno Kirby as a secret Man Man plant

* David Bowie