Pagans used to put a pole with a horse’s head and hide in your front lawn to “shun” or “curse” their fellow pagans. But what to do when you’re a neo-Pagan? Grimner’s Nidstang explains the ‘virtual nidstang,’ websites that allow you to publicly curse your internet-connected Pagan breatheren.

Where do the rest of us send our virtual curses? To tips@idolator.com? ratemyprofessor.com? Brooklyn Vegan’s comments section?